i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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