If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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