i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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