Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
