He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
