If i come over, it means nothing
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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