Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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