That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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