what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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