is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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