okay pat passed out under dana's car
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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