so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she pinky promised me she was 18
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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