im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
birth control should be required to get into college
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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