Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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