normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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