PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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