Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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