Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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