I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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