So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
