eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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