You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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