I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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