love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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