am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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