who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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