ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Randomize
