never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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