I just saw a hot homeless man
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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