Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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