No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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