Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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