It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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