Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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