He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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