Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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