Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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