what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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