I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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