based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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