i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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