Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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