I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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