best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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