I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
