My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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