GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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