On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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