i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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