On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
