I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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