i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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