Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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