Having a random hookup so left but love u
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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