Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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